TedX© Panic Weather Report - Charleston, SC (5/16 & 5/17)

By: Ted ChristenXAN (@yung_kegbeer)

She’s been down in the dunes

And she’s dealt with goons

📷: Josh Timmermans

Good people, I got dat Charleston Chest Fever! I love this town. Oysters, BBQ, cold beers, blonde women with rich parents, sunshine, salt air, redfish tailing in the flats. It speaks to me.

I’m sure most of you are aware: the band is also deep in their bag right now. That being said, our analysts predict the Holy City double-header to get nasty. I’ll have the hi-crown visor strapped tight.

Let’s get down to business.

WSA - Enlil Solar Wind Prediction

All data is sourced from accuweather.com

Record Spring Temperatures Expected

Friday:

• H: 88° L: 73°

• 4% chance of precipitation

• High tide: 10:53 AM

• Low tide: 4:52PM

Saturday:

• H: 90° L: 73°

• 1% chance of precipitation

• High tide: 11:34 AM

• Low tide: 5:37 PM

Remember: Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

From all of us here at TedX International this is TedXan wishing you a great show.

-Ted ChristenXan